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Enigma
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Album name:Enigma
Technique:Brush & Inks
Measures:32x50
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Guest_rslifewan  [Jul 09, 2012 at 05:21 AM]
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling rs gold one with water and the other with whiskey. After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his baitthis guy sees a sign runescape money in front of a house "talking dog for sale." he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. the runescape gold guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "you talk?" he asks. yep," the mutt replies. "so, what's your story?" the mutt runescape guide looks up and says "well, i discovered this gift pretty young and i wanted to help the government, so i told the cia about my gift, buy rs gold and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog buy runescape gold would be eavesdropping. i was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. the jetting around really tired me out, and i knew i wasn't getting any younger and i wanted to settle down. so i signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. i uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now i'm just retired." the guy is amazed. he goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. the owner says "ten dollars." the guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "this dog is amazing. why on earth are you selling him?" the owner replies, "he's a f*cking liar!
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